My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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