He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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