didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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My vagina is officially offended.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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