just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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