so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
zippers are such a cool invention
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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