But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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