Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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