yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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