It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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