Nicole vs. Life
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm having to shit out rocks
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