I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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