Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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