Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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