Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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