i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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