I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize