its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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