I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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