Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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