Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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