remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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