i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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