He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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