He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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