Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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