I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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