yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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