return my video game
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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