I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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