I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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