So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
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I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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