Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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