A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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