dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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