remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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