And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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