i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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