It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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