Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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