so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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