i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I looked at my own cervix.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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