haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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