I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
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someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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