So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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