We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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