id be glad to
I wanna passion pit in your ass
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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