I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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