Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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