Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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