Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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